Things I’ve learned lately
4 February, 2010 @ 6:55 pmGenerally Speaking | No comments so far
1. Just because I expect an individual to process and act on information like a “regular person,” doesn’t mean that they will.
2. When I was younger, my mother used to tell me that the best way to deal with a “problem person” was to ignore that individual until he or she went away. This strategy worked all my life, without fail, until January 8. Which brings me to the specific lesson learned: Sometimes ignoring a problem doesn’t make it go away.
3. Nutbags can occasionally be 500 times more psycho than you could possibly imagine them being. Seriously.
4. I have absolutely no problem with being made blonder via foil. It looks better.
5. Sometimes a problem can be solved by talking to your esteemed local law enforcement agents. To be fair- this proclamation is in the process of being tested. But I’m feeling pretty good about it.
6. Artichokes are delicious enough to be consumed on a regular basis.
7. I like Chicken a la King. It’s just super.
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